The whole list is here if you want to read it in the entirety or all the things I have skipped as not funny.
This is just for laughs 🙂
“Spirit and Bonus Armor have been removed.”
We continue in our efforts to make things simpler; now your 5 year old can play a healer or tank YEAY!
“Multistrike has been removed. “
See above! YEAY!
“Trinkets obtained from Raids, PvP, and world drops in Warlords were overtuned and have been brought back to intended power levels.”
Because how else would you see the new green items dropping in Legion as an upgrade???
“Set bonuses for item sets from expansions prior to Warlords of Draenor have been deactivated, though the text describing their former function still remains.”
because fuck you that’s why! Why have you not bought anything since Pandaria??? HOW ARE WE TO MAKE A LIVING ???
“Equipment limits on the amount of crafted gear that can be worn have been removed.”
NOOOO WAYYYYYYYY! THERE ARE CRAFTERS IN THIS GAME????????????
“Potion of Luck and Greater Potion of Luck no longer have an effect.”
We make our own luck! (no more)
“Characters can now change between any of their specializations while out of combat. Action bar configurations and talent loadouts are saved for each specialization. As a result, Dual Specialization has been removed.”
More gear gathering, more dungeon farming more time you have to play MUAHAHAHAHAHA
“Players may now change talents freely when in any rested XP area. “
“The Inscription profession can craft consumable items that allow for this to be done in the field.”
aaaaaaaah ok… now that free talent change makes sense… some crafting love 🙂 ok 🙂
” In addition, after queuing into an instanced dungeon, raid, or PvP content, players have a grace period during which they may change talents freely.”
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU… I’ve seen the future, and it is as Legion of people joining a dungeon and dropping out in droves!
“Draenor Perks have been removed from the game”
because fuck you that’s why! You wanted to keep perks from an expansion you bought? HOW ARE WE TO MAKE A LIVING if you do not buy our next stuff??? (I’m thinking of substituting this as Rule #1…)
“Hunters and Shaman can now equip Mail armor from level 1 (down from level 40).”
yes we fucked up before…
“Warriors and Paladins can now equip Plate armor from level 1 (down from level 40).”
yes we REALLY fucked up before!
“New Mail and Plate reward options have been added to low level quests.”
imagine if we had forgotten that 😮 🙂 😀
“The Human Spirit has been redesigned. Human characters now gain 1% more of all secondary stats (Haste, Critical Strike, Mastery, and Versatility) from all sources”
“FOR THE ALLIANCE” (and our wives play humans so yeah… a happy home starts with the wife)
“All classes and specializations have undergone changes to abilities and mechanics. Check out our class preview logs for a better understanding on the thought process behind these changes”
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA THOUGHT PROCESS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“Many sources of gold from the Garrison has been reduced or removed.”
“The maximum amount of gold that can be held at once has been increased to 9,999,999 gold. Guild bank maximum has also been increased to 9,999,999 gold.”
Money money money money GET MORE MONEY
“Maximum draw distance has been extended greatly for all world content.”
see more of that 2004 engine goodness that you love
“5 additional levels of graphics presets have been added with 3 above the previous ‘Ultra’ setting.”
Super Ultra, Super Duper Ultra, and Super Sayan!
“More advanced rendering techniques for fog have been added.”
now fog will actually hide some things after the 2 mile draw distance which you now can see to!
“Modern techniques for rendering color and other post-effects have been added.”
because RGB is just too 2004!!!